8 in 8

Here are the top 8 things I have learned in my first 8 days of motherhood...

• Waaaa means Presley is hungry, needs her diaper changed, is tired, has boogers in her nose that need to be sucked out. It's best to check them all.
• It's best to check to make sure the leg separator of the swing is not crushing your child's leg before you try and snap it closed.
• Trying to remember if I have showered and brushed my teeth are difficult things for me to recall.
• When you eat graham crackers while nursing, all of the crumbs will end up in your baby's hair and ear.
• It's best not to make fun of daddy getting peed on because it's very likely to happen to you the next time you change the diaper.
• No matter how hard I try, she will always end up with one sock on and one sock off.
• Lip blisters are very common according to a list of 12 things they don't tell you about newborn babies. I bet pediatricians appreciate the invention of the internet.
• I am really loving being a mama.